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Governmentium (Gv)
January 25, 2010 12:34PM
Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 - 6 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of morons promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

Re: Governmentium (Gv)
January 25, 2010 11:11PM
That was real funny Rich,thanks for sharing that with us

Grow 'em long
Re: Governmentium (Gv)
January 26, 2010 02:40AM
funny but a bit of truth to it too


Re: Governmentium (Gv)
January 27, 2010 11:16AM
that is awesome! Did you write that? I want to copy that and send it to a friend, but want to give a proper origin.
Re: Governmentium (Gv)
January 27, 2010 11:18AM
Hi Jason - a friend sent it to me so I didn't write it. a As I thought it was kinda funny, I posted it for us here.

Re: Governmentium (Gv)
January 28, 2010 01:31PM
Good discovery Rich!
This may be the very element that the cores of neutron stars are made of.
They are surrounded by an accretion disk of money spiraling into it. When this reaches a "critical mass" the Governmentium core becomes Administratium. The neutron star collapses into a black hole, drawing more money...
- Oren

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