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How to eat messy food with an untrimmed mustache

Gym
How to eat messy food with an untrimmed mustache
June 28, 2016 12:07AM
Here's a tip on how to eat a messy sandwich or something like BBQ
chicken wings if you have an untrimmed mustache. I got the idea
for this by watching a foodie show with a host who has a big beard.

So you've got a messy sandwich, right? In one hand you have your
sandwich. The other hand, you do not use AT ALL for grabbing any
food; you want to keep this other hand perfectly clean. So with this
clean hand, you stick out your pointer finger, as if you're pointing at
someone.

You then get the sandwich close to your mouth. And when the
sandwich is close to your mouth, with your other hand -- the clean
hand -- you use that pointer finger to lift up your mustache. Then,
get that sandwich in your mouth and bite down.

Pull the sandwich away from your mouth, and remove your pointer
finger away from the 'stache and chew.

It's that easy.

Don't worry about anyone staring because if he or she does, more
than likely, the person is merely intrigued by this technique of yours.

I like this technique because I don't have to rely on using a knife and
fork as much anymore. I've done this now with hot dogs with the
works, sub sandwiches, and of course the chicken wings slathered
in sauce. I very rarely have to use a knife and fork for stuff I used
to use them for all the time with -- I need them just for a few certain
things now.

As you get good at this technique, you can do all of this very quickly, too.
It becomes second nature. Sure, you'll still get some food in the 'stache
or the beard, but nowhere near like you would otherwise. It's minimal.
But that's what napkins are for.
Re: How to eat messy food with an untrimmed mustache
July 10, 2016 06:26PM
I would suggest enjoy your sandwich, After your done eating wipe your face off with a napkin and later when you can wash your face clean.
Gym
Re: How to eat messy food with an untrimmed mustache
September 20, 2016 10:42PM
gibbsgr Wrote:
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> I would suggest enjoy your sandwich, After your
> done eating wipe your face off with a napkin and
> later when you can wash your face clean.

Thanks for your suggestion, gibbsgr. You know, when I'm eating all
by myself, I must admit, I'm a bit more casual with my eating habits.
But when I'm with company -- or in a cafeteria work environment --,
out of politeness and respect for them, I want to keep things cleaner.
I don't want to subject them to having to watch me there with food
all in my beard and 'stache.

So this little trick is easy as pie and truly does work well. Takes
very little effort on my part.

But yes, when it's just me eating alone, I agree with you, I just
pretty much dig in and let the crumbs and mess go at it and just
do a quick face wash when I'm done.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/20/2016 10:42PM by Gym.
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